he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
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All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
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I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
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