and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
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Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
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I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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