I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
i think i have two assholes
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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