Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
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