i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
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