Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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