So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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