Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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