As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
Randomize
