Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
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It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
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I'm sobbing to NWA
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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