can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
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