It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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