You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
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PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
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At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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