have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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