I'm going to rape someone's good day.
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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