fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
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