This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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