STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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