meet me or not, i'm out of control
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
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