I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
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Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
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i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
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