they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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