Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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