ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
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