white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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