Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
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