my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
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Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
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Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
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