that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
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