It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
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Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
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What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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