But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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