I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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