You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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