I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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