Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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