CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
Randomize
