I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
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she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
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We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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