is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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