Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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