How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
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Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
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Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
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