Me too!
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
Randomize
