he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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