that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
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