Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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