it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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