he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
Randomize
