yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
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woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
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Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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