What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
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