And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
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Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
We don't watch enough power rangers
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
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Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
Fun fact: You might be drunk if your vision is so blurry that you almost ask "do you know where my glasses are?" while you're wearing them.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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