And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
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i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
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Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
We’re leaving where are you
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