Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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