where am i from again
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
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Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
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Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
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