all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
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Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
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My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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