I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
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