I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
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plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
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I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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