why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
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just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
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Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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