Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
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