He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
Tomorrow is my favorite texting day of the year... It's where I send every guy I've had sex with this past year a text saying "happy not a Father's Day" and we laugh and I get so much dick it's wonderful.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
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