If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
Randomize
