This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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